yamyam_kat (yamyam_kat) wrote,
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Hi, my name is Pickle. My mom lo-o-loves pickles, so I’m Pickle, of course.

Hey Mom, next time you have a kid look, up a name!

My dad teases me and likes to call me other foods, like ‘Potato.’ So they decided to give me nicknames. A billion of em. I guess pickles are fine, just I wish I wasn’t named after them. I wanted to be called Jeff if I was a boy at least.

I got a horrible headache yesterday and it’s all my brother Chez’s fault. He’s younger than me so of course he’s the baby of the family. Sometimes he’s so annoying I wish he would yeet out of existence. Especially right now. He’s hollering something about baby Yoda and pie.

I’m 12 years old. Chez is 8. My dad named my bro Chez because Mizithra was taken.

“Chez be quiet!”

*Hollering noises*

Oh! I gotta go, apparently, we are getting a puppy! EEEEEK I LOVE PUPPIES!!!
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